“But Miss Blair, that’s you.”
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Blair: I’m in luck! Two smackdowns for the price of none. Dan: What the hell are you doing?! Blair: Don’t screw up Nate and Serena. Dan: Nothing happened. Blair: So said Serena, but i’m thinking she left a little something out. Dan: All right. Blair… Say life is giving you signs, and you’re ignoring them because you’re afraid of the thing they’re signaling you to do. But… but then you think, what if these signs are here for a reason and… and ignoring them just makes me a coward? Blair: Signs are for the religious, the superstitious and the lower class. I don’t believe in them and neither should you. [She looks over and see’s the Empire State Building in the distance] Damn you, Chuck Bass. Damn you to hell. Dan: Why… when did we start talking about Chuck Bass?](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l2nktqE3Td1qzvmcko1_500.png)
Blair: I’m in luck! Two smackdowns for the price of none.
Dan: What the hell are you doing?!
Blair: Don’t screw up Nate and Serena.
Dan: Nothing happened.
Blair: So said Serena, but i’m thinking she left a little something out.
Dan: All right. Blair… Say life is giving you signs, and you’re ignoring them because you’re afraid of the thing they’re signaling you to do. But… but then you think, what if these signs are here for a reason and… and ignoring them just makes me a coward?
Blair: Signs are for the religious, the superstitious and the lower class. I don’t believe in them and neither should you.
[She looks over and see’s the Empire State Building in the distance]
Damn you, Chuck Bass. Damn you to hell.
Dan: Why… when did we start talking about Chuck Bass?

Cyrus: What are your plans?
Blair: Nothing, beyond having a second date with Cameron this afternoon and staying as far away as possible from the Empire State Building.
Cyrus: What’s the Empire State Building have to do with anything?
Blair: …An Affair to Remember was on TCM last night, it gave me nightmares.
Dorota: Blair loves the empire state building, even though she doesn’t want to, and she should just admit it and make all our life easier.
Blair: Miss Blair loves nothing! Except for shoes, clothes and anything Harry Winston.
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Blair: Did I not instruct you to send out invitations to my bachelors with the date, time and location clearly marked? Dorota: I did. All invitations go out. Blair: Then how do you explain this?! Did you send the invitations by carrier pigeon? I- is the elevator broken? A meteor headed for earth? You were against this from the start. What did you do? Dorota: I do nothing. Blair: Then I don’t understand. …You. You. Come here. You’re a guy. I invited a dozen eligible bachelors today, and not one of them showed up. You’d be thrilled to date me, wouldn’t you? Waiter: Yeah. You’re totally hot. [Blair sighs with relief] Dorota: Miss Blair. Please! Maybe this is sign. I remember when I separate from first husband- Blair: Dorota! I need answers that don’t end in “and then I came to America.”](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l1nxxsrvy11qzvmcko1_500.png)
Blair: Did I not instruct you to send out invitations to my bachelors with the date, time and location clearly marked?
Dorota: I did. All invitations go out.
Blair: Then how do you explain this?! Did you send the invitations by carrier pigeon? I- is the elevator broken? A meteor headed for earth? You were against this from the start. What did you do?
Dorota: I do nothing.
Blair: Then I don’t understand. …You. You. Come here. You’re a guy. I invited a dozen eligible bachelors today, and not one of them showed up. You’d be thrilled to date me, wouldn’t you?
Waiter: Yeah. You’re totally hot. [Blair sighs with relief]
Dorota: Miss Blair. Please! Maybe this is sign. I remember when I separate from first husband-
Blair: Dorota! I need answers that don’t end in “and then I came to America.”

3.19 Dr. Estrangeloved Sneak Peek- Blair & Dorota