
Blair: S, I have to tell you something. I did something so stupid.
Serena: B, what is it?
Blair: I told Chuck I loved him.
Serena: Oh my gosh, that’s great!
Blair: Great?! No, It’s awful! Not only did he not say it back, but he disappeared, for a month. If I could just, go back and strangle myself as the words came out.
Serena: No, i’m sure Chuck will say it back. He was probably thinking about you the whole time he was gone.
Blair: Not unless I was a Thai hooker named Bo. … There’s something else.
Dan: Hey! -Dan comes up behind Serena and kisses her-
Serena: Oh! Hey, this is my news. When I -
Blair: A post card would have been fine. I’m really happy for you, i’m gonna go vomit now!

1.14 The Blair Bitch Project.

2.06 New Haven Can Wait.