

Chuck: You were right, I was a coward running away again. Everywhere I went, you caught up with me. So I had to come back.
Blair: I want to believe you, but I can’t. You’ve hurt me too many times.
Chuck: You can believe me this time.
Blair: …. Oh. That’s it?
Chuck: I love you too.
2.25 | The Goodbye Gossip Girl.

Blair: Following me to NYU? Becomming my roommate? I’m going to have Dorota file a restraining order!
Georgina: You’re overreacting. The rommmate thing is just a coincidence. My parents said it was either bible camp or college. So, go Bobcats!
Blair: So you’re not in love with Jesus anymore?
Georgina: Oh, I still hold him in my heart. But Jesus and I have redefined our relationship.
Blair: You mean he dumped you because he found out you were Satan!

Penelope: Kelsey Kelsey Kelsey. How many times must we tell you. As one of the girls at the steps you represent Constance royalty.
Iz: So it should come as no surprise that many girls before you have gotten the axe when their choices reflected poorly on us.
Kelsey: I didn’t realize.
Blair: THAT TIGHTS ARE NOT PANTS?!?! Honestly!