Blair: What do you think?
Nate: She’s cool.
Blair: Uh-huh, what else?
Nate: She’s smart, stressed about work— Where are you going with this?
Blair: You need to sleep with her right away!
Nate: [laughs] What?
Blair: I need you to relieve all that pent up tension before my first performance review tomorrow. And you better not be selfish Archibald! You know what I mean, a woman remembers.
Nate: I wasn’t that selfish, was I? [Blair walks away] Was I?4.14 Panic Roommate | Gossip Girl
Nate: What are you doing?
Blair: I could ask you the same question. Does Serena know you’re trying to pull off plaid?
Nate: Seriously, Blair, I expected Chuck to go back to his old habits after your breakup, but i’d actually thought you’d grown up a little.
Blair: Whatever do you mean?
Nate: Blair Waldorf on the Upper West Side two days in a row? It pretty much looks like you’re pretending to be a Columbia student, and not that I care much about what Jenny Humphrey does these days, but I saw that smackdown on Gossip Girl.
Blair: She was dealing drugs. It’s called an intervention.
Nate: It’s called you going back to plotting and conniving. Okay, and that’s the Waldorf equivalent of Chuck going around, sleeping with every call girl in the city and avoiding any kind of emotional contact.
3.20 It’s a Dad, Dad, Dad, Dad World still.
Nate: Everybody decent in here? Ah, [He grabs Chuck’s phone] got it.
Blair: What are you doing?
Nate: Uh, my phone’s dead, I was gonna use Chucks.
Blair: There’s a phone in the living room.
Nate: … I know, I wanted to check a tweet.
Serena: Wait. Wait, Chuck asked you to grab his phone when he called?
Blair: Chuck called?
Nate: No. … I mean yeah he called but he just wanted me to put his phone in his briefcase.
Blair: Oh god, I miss that.
Blair: Dating someone whose a terrible liar, so much easier! Hand it over Archibald.