Blair: Text him!
Serena: I’ve texted him six times.
Blair: WELL TEXT HIM AGAIN! Before he screws that girl and any other chance I have of getting into Yale.
Serena: I put a picture of Emma on Gossip Girl, and every girl in Manhattan will be on the look out. -Serena sees Chuck- CHUCK!
Blair: YOU! WHAT DID YOU DO WITH HER?! -pushes Chuck-
Chuck: HEY! She assaulted me, demanded I deflower her.
Blair: OH! Limos and virgins, your specialty!
Chuck: Just so you know, there are few things I consider sacred. The back of the limo is one of them.
Blair: I lost her outside in a crowd of identical couples. Their cab is probably half way to Serge’s right now, if she even waits that long!
Serena: Uh, she’s not answering her phone.
Blair: Well congratulations S, for ruining my future, AGAIN!
Blair: I’m sorry! Who came up with the idea of me babysitting my way into Yale?
Serena: You wouldn’t of had another chance with the Dean if it hadn’t of been for me!
Blair: OH, RIGHT! You’re such a celebrity! MMM, Ms. Van der Woodsen your pillows are being fluffed in the V.I.P. section!
Chuck: Kittens, please.
2.09 There Might Be Blood.