Dean Berube: The person you would most like to have dinner with, living or dead is: Pete Fairman. I do not know this Pete Fairman.
Serena: Uhm … he … he’s… he’s…
Blair: He’s the man she killed.
Serena: I cannot believe you did this.
Blair: Why? It’s not like you don’t deserve it.
Dean Berube: Ms. Van der Woodsen, would you like to explain?
Serena: No, of course Dean Berube. Pete Fairman was a man that I knew.
Blair: Man, slash dealer.
Dean Berube: Ms. Waldorf, let her speak.
Serena: He died almost two years ago when I was with him. What happened was a tragedy and I am filled with regret over it. But I was not responsible-
Blair: Were you responsible for the sex tape?
Blair: It wasn’t very sexy if you ask me.
2.06 New Haven Can Wait.
Blair: Isn’t there anything else you’d like to ask me? Maybe about what my plans are for tonight?
Dean: Uh, there’s so much to do on campus, i’m sure you’ll find something.
Blair: It was so nice to meet you.
-leans in and kisses him on the cheek-
Crazy Cat Lady: -shocked-
Dean: Right … good luck then.
Blair: -to herself- oh god.