
Chuck: Well this is the last place i’d expect to find you.
Blair: Go away Chuck! I’ve been given orders from practically god himself to avoid you.
Chuck: Would you consider avoiding me over breakfast?
Blair: Sorry. But as it’s tradition on the day before my birthday i’m heading to the jewelers to put some pieces on hold for Eleanor and Na-
Chuck: Nate? Oh, I don’t think he’ll be singing happy birthday this year.
Blair: No one knows that Nate and I broke up, and it’s going to stay that way so I can fix this. And I don’t think your best friend would still be your best friend if he knew.
Chuck: If he knew how much I enjoyed the removal of a certain chastity belt in the back of this very limo?
Blair: From this moment forward the events of last night will never be mentioned again, is that clear?
Chuck: Not as clear as the memory of you purring in my ear which I have been replaying over, and over.
Blair: Well erase the tape! Because as far as i’m concerned it never happened.

Chuck: I really am sorry.

“Something this beautiful deserves to be seen on someone worthy of it’s beauty” - Chuck Bass.

1.08 Seventeen Candles.
![Blair: Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. It’s been … awhile since my last confession.Priest: What’s troubles you my child?Blair: After being broken up with my boyfriend for exactly 20 minutes, I… succumbed to inebriation, performed at a speakeasy and surrendered my virtue to a self-absorbed ass! The only good news is that he’s a total pig who will act like it never happened. Thank God!Priest: Hum..Blair: Sorry. Truthfully I’m not even catholic.Priest: You don’t say.Blair: But losing my virginity to Chuck Bass?! None of my friends will ever understand. I’m ready for my punishment. Whatever you and God think is fair - flogging, fasting, putting that thing with the teeth around my thigh, like Silas.Priest: How about some food for thought instead? Don’t drink. Keep your clothes on. Try avoiding those who might cause you to stray.Blair: Oh, I plan to! Thank you, Father. That was very good advice.[…]Blair: You don’t grant birthday wishes, do you ?Priest: I’m a priest, not a genie.Blair: Well, the next time you talk to Him, would you ask him to send my boyfriend back to me?](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_koe86u0VrP1qza9o7o1_500.png)
Blair: Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. It’s been … awhile since my last confession.
Priest: What’s troubles you my child?
Blair: After being broken up with my boyfriend for exactly 20 minutes, I… succumbed to inebriation, performed at a speakeasy and surrendered my virtue to a self-absorbed ass! The only good news is that he’s a total pig who will act like it never happened. Thank God!
Priest: Hum..
Blair: Sorry. Truthfully I’m not even catholic.
Priest: You don’t say.
Blair: But losing my virginity to Chuck Bass?! None of my friends will ever understand. I’m ready for my punishment. Whatever you and God think is fair - flogging, fasting, putting that thing with the teeth around my thigh, like Silas.
Priest: How about some food for thought instead? Don’t drink. Keep your clothes on. Try avoiding those who might cause you to stray.
Blair: Oh, I plan to! Thank you, Father. That was very good advice.
[…]
Blair: You don’t grant birthday wishes, do you ?
Priest: I’m a priest, not a genie.
Blair: Well, the next time you talk to Him, would you ask him to send my boyfriend back to me?